
Sammy is really a great talker. He amazes me every day with the things he says and how smart he is...and he's quite funny! Here are a few of our favorite quotes Sammy has said in the last few weeks.
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Sam and I were playing catch. I threw the ball to him and hit him squarely in the chest. He was wearing a San Diego Zoo t-shirt with several animals on the front. The throw must have been a little harder than he liked because he said, "Ow Mom! You hurt my elephants!"
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Each night we crawl around on the floor helping Sammy pick up his toys before he goes to bed. One night, Dave let Sammy get on his back for a horsey ride. He told Sam that he was a cowboy riding his horse. So now, each night, the conversation goes something like this...
Sam: Dad I want a cow ride
Dad: Horsey ride Sam, I'm a horse!
Sam: No Dad, you're a cow!
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We had some friends over a few weeks ago. Carrie was asking Sammy to name the type of ball on his pajamas. Sam, apparently missing where she was pointing said, "That's my peanut."
(He appropriately censors his own comments, the best part was watching Carrie turn a deep shade of red. Maybe we should have waited to teach him the name of that body part.)
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Sam is a sponge. Whatever we say, we'll be sure to hear it again. This means he's picked up words like "Gosh Dangit" and "Oh my gosh." So we've been working on replacing these phrases with "oh man!" The other day, Sammy dropped a piece of food on the floor during lunch. I said, "Oh man!" and Sammy said, "No mom, say "my gosh!"
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The other day, Sam was pushing his plastic chair around the hardwood floor and it made a horrible screeching sound. I was on the phone for work, and the following conversation ensued...
Mom: Sam, are you making noise?
Sam: Yes. I'm making nose-y.
Mom: Stop making noise with your chair or I'm going to throw it away.
Sam: (walked over to the garbage can - looked in and said) No, it can't fit. See the milk in there? It can't fit. (Funnily enough, he was right. Sometimes he can be very logical.)
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Sam's latest argument for not sleeping:
Mom: Sam, it's time for a nap.
Sam: No Mom, I can't. I'm awake!
